Marriage, According to Kids (Supposedly.)

Posted: September 20, 2010 in Uncategorized

1.  HOW  DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if  you like sports, she should like it that you like  sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
—  Alan, age 10

No  person really decides before they grow up who they’re  going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you  get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
—  Kristen, age  10

2.  WHAT IS  THE RIGHT AGE TO GET   MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
—   Camille, age 10

3. HOW CAN A  STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE   MARRIED?
You  might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be  yelling at the same kids.
—  Derrick, age  8

4. WHAT DO  YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN  COMMON?
Both  don’t want any more kids.

—  Lori,  age 8

5. WHAT DO  MOST PEOPLE DO ON A  DATE?
-Dates are  for having fun, and people  should use them to get to know each other. Even boys  have something to say if you listen long enough.
—  Lynnette, age  8

-On  the first date, they just tell each other lies and that  usually gets them interested enough to go for a second  date.
—  Martin, age  10

6. WHEN IS  IT OKAY TO KISS   SOMEONE?
-When  they’re rich.
—  Pam, age  7

-The  law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to  mess with that.
— Curt, age   7

-The  rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you  should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the  right thing to do.
— Howard,  age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR   MARRIED?
It’s better for girls to be single but not for  boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
—  Anita, age 9

8. HOW  WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE  DIDN’T  GET  MARRIED?
There  sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
—  Kelvin, age 8

And   the #1 Favorite is …….

9. HOW  WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE   WORK?
Tell  your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like  a dump truck.
—  Ricky, age  10

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Comments
  1. jasonS says:

    yeah, some of those seem real enough while others seem very suspect. They are very funny though. 🙂

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